captainarnerica:

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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omfg

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

msrenai21:

fauxjanu:

erniebraun:

ok, think about hanji zoe as ms. frizzle from the magic schoolbus

You magnificent bastard

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i think this is the best thing i’ve ever drawn

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

ilookincredibeetus:

like omg think about it in the real world

virulently hateful racist teacher known for verbally abusing his students gets beloved and effective hiv+ teacher dismissed from teaching position by revealing his hiv status to the entire school and all parents

tell me your heart doesnt seize out of your chest

sweatyeah:

This is the cutest thing!!

How is Justin Bieber racist if he has friends who are black?

thisiseverydayracism:

The same way serial killers can have friends who are alive.