knockoffyoursocks:

WARNING TO LOCAL WOMEN! THIS MAN IS AN ABUSIVE ASSHOLE! 
If your looking to date, stay away from him.
He is actually homeless and lives out of his truck. He has no family that I know of, and everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. 
When he does suck a woman in, he lives off of her until he can’t anymore. He basically is looking for a roof, some sex, and quick cash. 
I’m not the only one that got duped. There has been others. 
Just a little FYI.
He goes by Murry Williams Jr or JR.

knockoffyoursocks:

WARNING TO LOCAL WOMEN! THIS MAN IS AN ABUSIVE ASSHOLE!
If your looking to date, stay away from him.

He is actually homeless and lives out of his truck. He has no family that I know of, and everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. When he does suck a woman in, he lives off of her until he can’t anymore. He basically is looking for a roof, some sex, and quick cash. I’m not the only one that got duped. There has been others. Just a little FYI. He goes by Murry Williams Jr or JR.

fairlyaveragereally:

I had no idea, they could taste this good. I PROMISE, I bet my life on these chips.

Ingredients :

Big bunch of Kale (quite a fair bit, as it shrinks)

2 Tbs melted coconut oil

2 Tbs sesame seeds

2 Tbs sunflower seeds

Pink himalayan salt to taste

1 - Set oven to 180 Bake, and line a…

missmirandaaraee:

😍😍😍😍

ruinedchildhood:

when the whole squad hit the mall looking fresh af

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

stormphyre:

paranoidgemsbok:

sweetguts:

cool-critters:

King of saxony bird-of-paradise (Pteridophora alberti)

The King of Saxony is a bird in the bird-of-paradise family (Paradisaeidae).  It is endemic to montane forest in New Guinea. The bird is sometimes referred to as “Kiss-a-ba” by the natives of Papua New Guinea and Western New Guinea, as a human interpretation of the male’s loud call. Adult males are territorial. The male guards its territory from perches placed in the tops of tall trees, and from these perches sings to compete with males in neighbouring territories. While singing, the male moves his occipital plumes about.

look it’s gabe

YOU MUST HEAR IT

I’m tired and read it as King of Sexy bird

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

southernish:

straight ppl are gross

There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.
egodownsoulup:

unexplained-events:

Duan Qiongxiu from Suining, southwest China, discovered a snake with a foot growing out of its body.
"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw."
Her reaction was to grab her shoe and beat it to death…probably not the best idea.Afterwards she preserved it in a bottle of alcohol.
SOURCE

This would be an example of an Atavistic structure. Who would have guessed I would actually use my biology lessons in real life?
Snakes evolved from legged reptiles, and they even still have hip bones, though normally no legs grow from them, but the genes are still there. If those genes are ‘reactivated’ you get odd structures like this. Other examples include teeth in chickens (birds descended from dinosaurs, like raptors!), and even some instances of leg-like structures in whales and dolphins.
I should take more Biology.

egodownsoulup:

unexplained-events:

Duan Qiongxiu from Suining, southwest China, discovered a snake with a foot growing out of its body.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw."

Her reaction was to grab her shoe and beat it to death…probably not the best idea.
Afterwards she preserved it in a bottle of alcohol.

SOURCE

This would be an example of an Atavistic structure. 
Who would have guessed I would actually use my biology lessons in real life?

Snakes evolved from legged reptiles, and they even still have hip bones, though normally no legs grow from them, but the genes are still there. If those genes are ‘reactivated’ you get odd structures like this. Other examples include teeth in chickens (birds descended from dinosaurs, like raptors!), and even some instances of leg-like structures in whales and dolphins.

I should take more Biology.

80steenmovies:

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986 (dir. John Hughes)

orlandobloomers:

animals-riding-animals:

hamster riding dog

this guy looks like he belongs there he fits so well in that little weird dog head notch 

orlandobloomers:

animals-riding-animals:

hamster riding dog

this guy looks like he belongs there he fits so well in that little weird dog head notch 

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed

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sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!